Saturday, October 18, 2008

"CheEBaI"

CheEBaI, is our cat, well, not really ours, but we decided to make it ours!!

Ladies and LadyBois, say hello to CheEBaI!! Isnt she jz soOOoo cute? XD

CheEBaI is a really really fat and hairy pussy, as she always like to rub around stuff and people to shed her fur, and she loves to headbutt people too.....She also got stoned with us!!! XD (P/S : She was a bit high wen we took the picture above!!)

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

LOLOL!!!!! Part 2

So, we did hit the beach~ it wasn't really a beach by any standards, it was jz a mud bank when the tide is low~ it does look a bit like the martian soil~

Suck on this NASA~

and, well, since it was a mudbank, we wanted to get close to the water, so we started walking towards the water across the mud, it was far, the entire mudbank by my calculation, spreads 200 meters before it comes to the water~ and as we were walking, the korean spotted puddles, and he said he saw a crab in it~ and me and brett were like "wa?? u stoned??", and he started to get all steve irwin-y, and dug into the puddle, and much to our astonishment, he did pull out a crab, a small live crab!!! (no picture of the crab tho, dunt know where i saved it lol!!)

he's starting out with little crabs first~

and then he started saying that he saw a fish, and he kept repeating it like that kid from sixth sense who keeps saying he can see ghosts~ the korean was like, "i can see fish....." and he did go on to catch the "fish", which turned out to be a prawn!!! XD We looked at the prawn a bit, and we decided to kook it!!! XD

How to cook your own prawn when u catch one!

  1. Take pics of the prawn so people will believe u caught a prawn~
  2. Stick a stick through the prawn~
  3. Start a small fire, and kook the prawn~
  4. Bon Appetite~

We didnt eat the prawn tho, because we jz didnt, and we decided to feed it to our cat, CIBAI (blog post on CiBaI to be up soon.!!), but even she refused the prawn lol!!

After our little prawn cookoff, we called it a day and went home~ and played DOTA!!! XD



Monday, October 13, 2008

LOLOL!!!!! Part 1

it was a weird day, very weird should u ask me why?....well, listen on~

Its monday, and as usual we had a break from 12.00 to 4.30, where we have class at 4.30 til seven, jz dunt ask me who is dumb enough to make a time slot like that, there are still very dumb people out there, and me and the korean had absolutely nothing to do, so we decided to go to joel's place.....

and jz as we got there, brett gave us a text saying that he was bored~


And so Brett turned up awhile later and we were talking about his work in the library where he used to swear at little kids~ and after abit more swear and little lying bitches story, we were bored and decided to go for a drive to go and chillout somewhere, and we decided on settlers cove, at weymouth, bout 15 mins fr where we live~ XD

The drive there was pretty uneventful...the only interesting bit was when the korean asked 4 a lighter when we were waiting behind a shell tanker~ hopeless~

We arrived at settlers cove after abit and it was a fairly nice day~ and immediately, a buzzy object caught our eyes and got us all excited!!

well, lets have three guesses of what the object might be~
  • a) An alien spaceship

Boo!!

  • b) A dragon
Roar~
  • c) A tree~


Hmm~

Well, i am pretty sure most of u might have guessed that it was suppose to be an alien spaceship, but hey guess what people, ure wrong, its a goddamm tree, one huge huge, and mutilated tree, mush like the scary tree creature shown above itself~ XD

well, you see, this tree used to be like a tree, but somthing happened to the tree that made it split into three pieces from the centre, let me illustrate it 4 u guys with lesser imaginations~ XD



The tissue tree~


Well, later on, i thought to myself, what could have happen to the tree, and i did manage to come with some reasons why that might have happened~

  • well, someone blew up the tree from inside...
  • the tree had abit too much to eat
  • a creature broke through the tree and came out~

well....i knew it.....

bt till today, no one really knows wat happened to that poor tree, so, we decided to have more photos with the fallen-into-three-tree~

the tree's gonna eat me!!!!

Tree and aesol


i think brett killed the tree...


after chilling around with the tree, we decided to walk down to the beach, or well, at least thats wat it was called~ i say it was martian soil~ XD

So, will we survive the Martian Sands?? Stay tuned to find out!! XD




Friday, October 10, 2008

Kartika Indah Pelapory

Runner Up Miss Indonesia 2008~ Kartika Indah Pelapory~ Amazingly pretty....

MESHUGGAH : Auckland OCT 10

MESHUGGAH, is mean, mad, insane and clearly crazy~ i can vouch 4 that, my ears are still ringing from their concert~ indeed, they are sick~

The concert was at Transmission Room in Auckland City, its my second Transmission Room gig after Bleeding Through. We had to go there early coz we didnt have the tix and we had to get it off the door sales, hence we got there at 7.00pm for an 8.15pm opening gig~ and waited in the line~ XD and to it was also the korean's first ever gig in his whole life~ man, his first gig was MESHUGGAH, what a way to lose your gig virginity~ XD


Waiting in line


The queue behind us~

The afterparty people aka whore suppliers

After waiting 4 well more then an hour, we finally got our tix and went in~ New Way Home, a kiwi hardcore band, was to open 4 MESHUGGAH.

That Ibanez, ENGL, ORANGE, Mesa Boogie, and Boner are New Way Home's, that shiny drums at the back are Tomas's~ XD
MESHUGGAH

Bouncer~

Sound people~

After waiting in line for ages, we had to wait 4 another eternity for New Way Home to come on stage~ waiting felt like years, as i was so excited for MESHUGGAH, and finally NWH came on stage, did their 6 songs ,and left......nt much i can say bout them, they are good, tht's it.........and then the merchants of madness came~ and the entire room went from humans, to animals~ chaos jz broke out the moment Fredrik played the first note, and the madness carried on the whole nite~ i mosh pitted my head off, i was sweating buckets, rubbing on chicks asses~ XD and jz being murdered by the music~ simply amazing~ and to top it all off, at the end of the gig, Tomas gave one of his drumsticks to me~ yes, Tomas gave one of his drumsticks to ME!!! XD
That made all the pain and sweat worth it~ XD

Chaos Unleashed

Merchants of Madness

Neurotica

And the crowd goes wild~ insane is a better word~

And so, as legend says, MESHUGGAH is mad, and i survived MESHUGGAH, and ended up Tomas's drumstick~ XD

P/S: More pics are to be uploaded!! XD

Orewa Beach

Ts Friday~ well, naturally, i woke up late lol!! so did the korean, and we both manage to skip the whole day of class~ and we decided to go to orewa beach to chill out~

Orewa beach is like 40mins from where we lived, after getting the directions from wises, we went!! XD

Alcohol ban lol!!


Three

Jiwang lol~

A random snapshot

Joel talking to his camera~

He decided to enter the hole

Ball smashing!!!

After chilling at one part of the beach,we decided to get McD's and walk to another part of the beach where supposedly from far it looked better then the one we were sitting on~ it had a playground~ XD

The two birds there jz finished humping, it was really bizzare, i mean, its was the first time i saw birds shagging~

We decided to feed the bird some fries~ and the one in the picture has balls, it grabbed the fry of vishal's hand~

After all the excitment was over we headed back~

Orewa was exciting~ especially when you jz saw two birds humping, u know its gonna be a buzzy day~ XD

MESHUGGAH

Navarath Festival

well, m nt really too sure wat day it was, but 4 indian ppl reading this, its called the last nite of navarath, and, accordingly to indian customs, songs and dances, there was a festival thing, a mean one i would reckon....i mean.....i saw more pretty indian girls in there then any indian girl i have seen in my whole freaking life~ except that all three genertions of chicks are there too, Chick, Chick's Mum, Chick's Chick's Mum aka GrandChick........sad but true~

so, who was the ppl who are goin? well, there was 4 of us, me, rahul, dhruve, and seruph~

"Knights in Shining Armour"

So, we went there.....okok, i know the picture is jz me and rahul, couldn't get one with dhruve n seruph.........into the temple.......and, the magic chick moment sets in.........5seconds later........chick's mum moment...5sec.....grandchick moment.....and..... THE DANCE~
When it hit me, WoW!!! That was mean.




"God is indeed great"

They were all dancing with the same exact steps~it was like watching a live bollywood movie~ amazing~

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Hunua Falls!!! Part 2

So as the story went, the trio (i'm going to switch to third person perspective, just for the fun of it) did climb up the steps, unharmed and not really bothered about harm anyway. The perilous journey taxed out the trio of retards, but the they still moved on and on, and keep themselves occupied with various random activities such as......


Running up the steps and posing from the top

Farting into each others face

well, go figure~

A fallen possum~

and forth marched the trio under the stench of the fallen possum til they reached a light~ and a signboard and a road~ seemingly astonished by the presence of a road, the trio decided that the rest of the journey will be on the road towards the dam~

Along the way, the trio ran into many many retards, and came to a conclusion that people who visit the dam become retarded because the walk is too far~ hmmmm......

Anyhow, they did manage to find some impressive things to do while walking up the to the dam~

Calling out for the rain god

The Korean discovered another long branch

The other two aesols discovered branches too!!

Mankind during the early stages of evolution.....impressive

So, they kept walking and walking, every now and then running into retards or random people who took a piss in the dam~

and walking~

walking~

walking~

walking~

ohh, a deadly looking cliff!!!!

The Korean attempting to survey the site for a nuclear plant

and they still kept walking~

the dam is really far away~

and they walked~

AND, THEY MADE IT TO THE DAM!!

Cossey Creek Dam


Apparently this big hole, well, no one knows why there is a big hole in a dam


Attacking and claiming the dam in our name


View and a hairy leg

Another random view, are those sheeps there?

The trio rested themselves at the dam, talked rubbish for a moment and discovered echo, and started furiously screaming~ XD The korean discovered a communication breakthrough with a duck as the duck responded to his ducklike sounds~ and the trio made a tribute video for he-who-could-not-come~

As the chilling winds started to bite the exposed bodies of our explorers, they decided to leave the dam, and on the way out, we met a surprising character~

well, he is a long haired Labrador, i reckon he's just stoned~ XD

And after bidding farewell to the noble pooch in the truck, the trio walked all the way back to Hunua Falls, tired and exhausted, they decided to have some last kodak moments before calling it a day~


Well, he could still stand

He decided to sleep

And, he doesnt even know what to do

And that was how it all ended........ XD